If you’re a fan of the show King of the Hill, you know that Boomhauer is one quotable character. His distinctive Texas drawl has spawned some hilarious phrases over the years. Here are some of our favorites!
- “I’m not saying I don’t like you, but I don’t have to like you”
- “That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice”
- “It’s just a little too… Texas for me”
- “I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens”
- “I’m not saying she’s easy, but she’s been easy twice”
- “You can’t just sit there and putt-putt-putt; you’ve got to take some risks in life!”
- “I’m not saying I don’t like you, but I do like me more.”
- “That’s just the way it is, and that’s just the way it goes.”
- “It’s all good.”
- “I’m not saying I don’t like you, Peggy. I’m just saying I don’t want to have sex with you.”
- “That boy ain’t right.”
- “Dangit, Bobby!”
- “Boomhauer speakin’. You got a question?”
More Quotes from Boomhauer:
- “You can’t just go around talkin’ about people’s mamas!”
- “Don’t start with me, man.”
- “Dang it all.”
- “I’m just sayin’.”
- “I’m not saying I don’t like you, Hank, I’m just saying I don’t want to see you naked.”
- “You can’t just go around punching people in the face!”
- “I’m from Texas, and in Texas, we have a saying: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
- “I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I’m not dumb enough to live in California.”
- “It’s like deja vu all over again.”
- “You can’t trust them, hillbillies.”
- “I’m not saying I don’t like you, but I don’t have to like you.”
- “That’s just the way it is, and that’s just the way it’s going to be.”
- “You can’t just sit there! You gotta do something!”
- “Dang ol’ boy.”
- “I’m not saying I don’t like you, but if you died, I wouldn’t miss you.”
- “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”
- “I tell you what, man. You can’t never trust a woman.”
- “That’s just the way I am – I’m a loner.”
- “I don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
- “It’s all about the ‘me’ factor.”
- “You can’t please everyone, you ain’t got enough fingers and toes.”
